Cap'n Crunch should and must be an admiral

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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i don’t know if i can do this blue sky app anymore

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Dril, on twitter a couple of months ago, said that he would block every single user with a blue checkmark. people on bluesky, a website that is not twitter, have said that this is bad because content creators and sex workers sometimes buy blue checks on twitter to advertise their content. that’s literally the entire thing leading up to these posts

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riseofthecommonwoodpile

smartphone storage plateauing in favor of just storing everything in the cloud is such dogshit. i should be able to have like a fucking terabyte of data on my phone at this point. i hate the fucking cloud

riseofthecommonwoodpile

this is gonna make me sound very Old Man Yells At Cloud but i just hate how many things in my life assume i will always have access to a quick, reliable internet connection and almost cease to function without it. Obviously certain things Have To Have An Internet Connection, but i want to be able to listen to music if my service is bad. i want to still watch movies if Netflix is down. i want to have a working map when i can’t get a cell signal. nearly every tech product these days bears the fingerprint of the extremely internet-rich places they are developed, high rent offices in Seattle, San Francisco, etc.. I think often the idea of the internet not being available is so remote to them it doesn’t even factor in to development. i remember when the Xbox One was debuted and Microsoft was almost mockingly like “if you don’t have reliable fast internet, then don’t bother buying this”, and there was such backlash they completely went back on so much of that. But now that attitude is just the tech norm.

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dragongirlsnout

DASHBOARD UNFUCKER V1.0

as 90% of desktop users have probably found out, today @staff released an update that for some insane reason COMPLETELY remodels the dashboard to replicate twitter's. this is of course in the wake of numerous other thoroughly hated changes and a continued refusal to fix any of the site's actual problems, half of which stem directly from site management.

HOWEVER, thanks to the power of jQuery, i was able to throw together a userscript that remodels the dashboard back to its original look almost perfectly.

here is my dashboard right now, with the script active:

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and here is the old dashboard in separate tab container that hasn't received the update:

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it's hardly perfect; i had trouble making it force reload to the fixed layout when switching between other pages and the dashboard, and it currently only fixes just the dashboard. it's also completely untested on browsers other than firefox, and chances are it looks a bit screwy on ultrawide monitors. but for now at least, it's a good fix.

the unfucker is a tampermonkey userscript. all you have to do to use it is install the tampermonkey extension, hit "create new script", and replace the default code on the page with the script (link here) and save it.

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what's going on people?

roguesynapses

general depression

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hate the military

jakethesequel

So does general depression. Why do you think he's so morose

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if he hated it he'd kill his commander-in-chief

jakethesequel

Unfortunately the commander-in-chief, five-star General Paranoia, is always alert for any threat to his person

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orbital strike is always unlikely but never impossible

jakethesequel

He's got that exact quote as a wall poster with a kitten on it

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well.... fuck....

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gentrification is an endemic issue plaguing this wet cite

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gentrification

is an endemic issue

plaguing this wet cite

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

shaonicwhite

cute kitten poster in pink and purple gradients with "orbital strike is unlikely but never impossible written on itALT

motivational poster for general paranoia’s wall