“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember
“how can you remember that” I remember Everything. unless I forget
“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember
“how can you remember that” I remember Everything. unless I forget
Basically the italian army was doing some military training with APCs and tanks (using live ammo) and whatnot, at night. One of these APCs, with a 105mm turret, fired in the dark at a target during their manœuvers.
Problem is that it completely missed the target and instead 360 noscope'd critical hit x99 damage a chicken farm, destroying the wall and disintegrating like fifty chickens. Meanwhile, the APCs and tanks just went back to their base like nothing had happened at all because they didn't notice any of that shit.
The morning after the owner of the farm wakes up, goes to check the coop and finds that the chickencaust had happened overnight. He calls the Carabinieri, they notice the big fuckoff hole in the middle of the god-damned wall and piece everything together. The army gets informed, the APCs get confiscated, and the story goes viral, cue a fuckton of great memes about it on the italian internet.
“disintegrating like fifty chickens”
Battle outcome clearly states that 12 galline were perdite. C’mon.
I like that the Chickens apparently had a military commander for this engagement
I should make a chess game. Just a normal chess game. Maybe some fairy pieces, cause I get bored easy. But the gimmick is the license:
Before you play the game, you have to agree you're not cis. You don't identify as your assigned gender at birth, you transed your gender. If you aren't trans, sorry, but you can't play.
See how you like it, FIDE